I heard you met Bridgette on Saturday night.
I’ll bet she said that she’d treat you just right.
Yeah, you know she will,
But she’ll leave you in chills.
If you want to touch, better put on your gloves,
‘Cause Bridgette doesn’t know the meaning of love.
Yes, she’s colder than ice,
But she’ll treat you real nice.
That Bridgette’s always been a pleasure to hold,
But don’t get too close, ’cause she’ll start to turn cold.
Watch for ice on Bridgette.
There’s lots of ice on Bridgette.
You know that lady’s frigid.
Watch for ice on Bridgette.
It’s so easy falling when Bridgette is near,
But she cries icicles instead of tears.
She’s got ice in her veins,
And she’ll drive you insane.
Jan. 20, 1991
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